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The Progressive Reports: A Manual for the Destruction of American Values and Christian Morality

Publication Date: 04/21/2020

A satirical series of reports from a young progressive student to the DNC, outlining ways to undermine the conservative movement and create a progressive nation. The Progressive Reports is comprised of a series of nine commentaries written to the Democratic National Committee by David Gore, a fictitious progressive college student. These…

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Discussion Materials: Tales of a Rookie Wall Street Investment Banker

Publication Date: 03/31/2020

From “the now-former investment banking associate at Deutsche Bank who authored perhaps the most bracingly honest and no-f***s-given farewell email in the history of the form.” —Dealbreaker  (https://dealbreaker.com/2018/02/investment-banking-associate-leaving-deutsche-bank-writes-master-class-email-on-how-to-leave-deutsche-bank) A newly-minted MBA recounts his first years as a Wall Street investment banker—unredacted. “Why aren’t you using LTM EBITDA for credit metrics?” asked…

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Enablon and Me: When the Sustainable Software Company Met an Unsustainable Old Man

Publication Date: 02/18/2020

Business tips for working warriors. Has work got you down? Wondering whether you’ll ever attain the success you dreamed of? Curious about your own perception of success? Treat yourself to Enablon and Me, just the sidesplitting pick-me-up you need to change your perspective on work and maybe even on life. There…

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The Diary of a Porn Star by Priscilla Wriston-Ranger: As Told to David Mamet with an Afterword by Mr. Mamet

Publication Date: 12/03/2019

What if a vapid porn star held the key to impeaching the President of the United States? This is her story. "My frank and loving reminiscence of a life in the hermetic world of Adult Film." A lifetime of success in the world of Adult Entertainment brought Miss Wriston-Ranger (Leafy)…

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143 Reasons Mister Rogers Still Matters: Heartwarming Personal Stories from the People Who Knew Him, Learned from Him, and Loved Him

Publication Date: 11/19/2019

Just when you thought you knew Mister Rogers… Many years after his death, Mister Rogers still smiles reassuringly at us from magazine covers and stamps, graces film and television screens, and continues to bring us words of wisdom and comfort. Why do we seem to need him more than ever?…

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The SOCIALISTS: Do As We Say, Not As We Do

Publication Date: 10/22/2019

A coloring book so great, everybody should be entitled to one! On the back of the middle class, those greedy Capitalists have turned a generation of voters into plebeian wage-slaves. Now more than ever, America needs a team of heroes to tell us what we ought to believe! Enter THE…

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Playing God: The Evolution of a Modern Surgeon

Publication Date: 09/17/2019

What does it mean to be a doctor? “I am a doctor.” Every year, thousands of medical school graduates utter these four simple words. But as you will see in Playing God, earning an M.D. is just the first step to becoming a real physician. In this page-turning, thrilling, and moving…

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Get the Funk Out!: %^&* Happens, What to Do Next!

Publication Date: 06/25/2019

What if the worst thing that ever happened to you turned out the best thing that ever happened? You really can Get the Funk Out! When you belly flop into another one of life's funks, learn what to do next! "Finally, a common sense approach to an all too common malady. Ms.…

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The Red Pill: A Novel

Publication Date: 06/18/2019

Martin Harris is having his Red Pill moment. HOW TO MEET WOMEN It’s early 2016, and divorced, liberal-minded Martin is having trouble meeting women. He reluctantly agrees to some coaching from Rob, his Trump supporting brother-in-law. Skeptical at first, Martin’s romantic life improves immediately. Maybe Rob and his “red pill” dating strategies aren’t so…

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Being Mr. Skin: 20 Years of Nip Slips, Cheek Peeks, and Fast-Forwarding to the Good Parts

Publication Date: 05/21/2019

Stripping Down, Laughing It Up, and Being Mr. Skin: The Naked Truth Behind a Hilarious and Unlikely Success Story You’ve heard Mr. Skin on The Howard Stern Show. You’ve seen his website in the blockbuster comedy Knocked Up. Maybe you’ve spent some time poking around on MrSkin.com, the world’s #1 resource for…

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