Grow Up and Vote for Trump: Why 2020 Is Your Last Chance to Become an Adult

Growing up isn’t easy or fun but it definitely means voting to reelect Donald Trump.

Presidential elections divide Americans in a lot of ways—by political party, ideology, and religion. But now, there’s a new way. They separate the adults from the perpetual children who have come to dominate much of our national discourse. You see it in the hysterical news coverage of the coronavirus, the lawless rioting of the Black Lives Matter moment, and the endless persecution of a president who Democrats react to with the rage of a toddler. As the 2020 presidential election approaches, the choice becomes clear: either join them all as another child, or grow up and vote to reelect Donald Trump.